The Office (TV Series)

Moving On (2013)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

Quotes 

• Andy Bernard : Where are you going?

  Pam Beesly : Uh, not on a three month boat trip.

  Andy Bernard : Wha? Oh, burn.

  [laughs, Angela and Dwight move to leave] 

  Andy Bernard : Uh, excuse me. What, everyone can just leave whenever they want now?

  Dwight Schrute : How dare you?

  Andy Bernard : I'm still the boss!

• Angela Martin-Lipton : What is it?

  Dwight Schrute : It's my Aunt Shirley. She's on her last legs.

  Angela Martin-Lipton : Dwight, that's awful.

  Dwight Schrute : You have no idea. I mean her hair, her clothes, its all falling off in great, big clumps. And we need someone to go out there and clean her up. We had a nurse, but she quit, because she was "poisoned" by Aunt Shirley.

  Angela Martin-Lipton : What do you mean by poisoned?

  Dwight Schrute : Probably nothing. Or Strychnine. Or Lemonade and Strychnine, which is actually what it was.

• Dwight Schrute : No, don't just let her eat the grass, she'll puke it right up. Okay, just put out two bowls and see which feed she prefers. I'm sorry to be taking up so much of your precious time, Mose, but she's your aunt too,

• Dwight Schrute : There's parts of her I don't even recognize. There's this one hanging part in particular that's some sort of flap. It's like a prehensile wing or something.