The Office (TV Series)

Moving On (2013)

Angela Kinsey: Angela Martin-Lipton

Quotes 

• Aunt Shirley : So when's the wedding?

  Angela Martin-Lipton : Actually we are just friends.

  Aunt Shirley : That's what Mose said about his lady scarecrow, and look what he did to that poor thing.

• Angela Martin-Lipton : What is it?

  Dwight Schrute : It's my Aunt Shirley. She's on her last legs.

  Angela Martin-Lipton : Dwight, that's awful.

  Dwight Schrute : You have no idea. I mean her hair, her clothes, its all falling off in great, big clumps. And we need someone to go out there and clean her up. We had a nurse, but she quit, because she was "poisoned" by Aunt Shirley.

  Angela Martin-Lipton : What do you mean by poisoned?

  Dwight Schrute : Probably nothing. Or Strychnine. Or Lemonade and Strychnine, which is actually what it was.