Family Guy (TV Series)

Space Cadet (2013)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Tom Tucker

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Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : Mom, I can handle space camp. I'm not stupid.

  Peter Griffin : Well, regardless, on the way back we're stopping at that Down syndrome camp we passed.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, that was the University of Florida.

• Brian Griffin : [pointing to a monitor on the shuttle console]  Look! It says 'autopilot engaged'!

  Peter Griffin : I'm so glad he found someone.

• Peter Griffin : [while visiting Europe]  Oh, my God, it's beautiful. My TV isn't here. Let's go home.

• Lois Griffin : Y'know Chris, it's not too late to change your mind about Space Camp, sometimes it could be tough to fit in with a new group of people

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, I sure had my troubles when I got involved with the Boy Scouts.

  [Cutaway to Peter at a public hearing with his lawyer] 

  Peter's lawyer : At no time were the campers and Mr. Griffin naked simultaneously, they merely engaged in horseplay.

  Newsman : Did Mr. Griffin sodomize the boys?

  [Peter nods to his lawyer excitedly] 

  Peter's lawyer : Mr. Griffin vehemently denies all allegations.

• Meg Griffin : I never got to go to college!

  Brian Griffin : My book wasn't all I wanted it to be in spots!

  Lois Griffin : Peter, I wanted to grow old with you!

  Peter Griffin : Well, you kind of did.

• Stewie Griffin : I can't believe I got to go to space before Derek Watson.

  Brian Griffin : Who's Derek Watson?

  Stewie Griffin : Nobody now.

• Lois Griffin : [to Chris]  We weren't talking about you.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, we were talking about Meg. We call her Chris so she doesn't know.

  Meg Griffin : [off screen]  Fuck you!

  Peter Griffin : Shut up, Chris!

• Lois Griffin : Hey, Chris! There's my big, smart son. My special guy. My Chrissy.

  Stewie Griffin : Sounds like someone got her vibrator working again.

• Lois Griffin : Stewie, hold my hand.

  Stewie Griffin : No, thank you, I prefer to die giving you the finger.

• Brian Griffin : You know what? You only live once. I am sticking my head out the window.

  [sticks his head out the window] 

  Brian Griffin : Yes! This is the best version of whatever's so enjoyable about this!