- Chris Griffin: Mom, I can handle space camp. I'm not stupid.
- Peter Griffin: Well, regardless, on the way back we're stopping at that Down syndrome camp we passed.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, that was the University of Florida.
- Brian Griffin: [pointing to a monitor on the shuttle console] Look! It says 'autopilot engaged'!
- Peter Griffin: I'm so glad he found someone.
- Lois Griffin: Y'know Chris, it's not too late to change your mind about Space Camp, sometimes it could be tough to fit in with a new group of people
- Peter Griffin: Yeah, I sure had my troubles when I got involved with the Boy Scouts.
- [Cutaway to Peter at a public hearing with his lawyer]
- Peter's lawyer: At no time were the campers and Mr. Griffin naked simultaneously, they merely engaged in horseplay.
- Newsman: Did Mr. Griffin sodomize the boys?
- [Peter nods to his lawyer excitedly]
- Peter's lawyer: Mr. Griffin vehemently denies all allegations.
- Meg Griffin: I never got to go to college!
- Brian Griffin: My book wasn't all I wanted it to be in spots!
- Lois Griffin: Peter, I wanted to grow old with you!
- Peter Griffin: Well, you kind of did.
- Stewie Griffin: I can't believe I got to go to space before Derek Watson.
- Brian Griffin: Who's Derek Watson?
- Stewie Griffin: Nobody now.
- Lois Griffin: [to Chris] We weren't talking about you.
- Peter Griffin: Yeah, we were talking about Meg. We call her Chris so she doesn't know.
- Meg Griffin: [off screen] Fuck you!
- Peter Griffin: Shut up, Chris!
- Lois Griffin: Hey, Chris! There's my big, smart son. My special guy. My Chrissy.
- Stewie Griffin: Sounds like someone got her vibrator working again.
- Lois Griffin: Stewie, hold my hand.
- Stewie Griffin: No, thank you, I prefer to die giving you the finger.
- Brian Griffin: You know what? You only live once. I am sticking my head out the window.
- [sticks his head out the window]
- Brian Griffin: Yes! This is the best version of whatever's so enjoyable about this!