The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

Emily Bach: Monica's Mom

Quotes 

• Augustus Waters : Hello, are you Monica's mother?

  Monica's Mom : I am...

  Augustus Waters : Hello, ma'am. Your daughter, she's done a great injustice, so we've come here seeking revenge. You see, we may not look like much, but between the three of us we have five legs, four eyes and two and a half pairs of working lungs, but we also have two dozen eggs, so if I were you, I would go back inside.

  [Monica's mother looks freaked and goes back inside] 

  Isaac : Did... That actually worked?

  Augustus Waters : Yep.

  Isaac : That was the stupidest speech I've ever... That actually worked?