Mathew Buck: Film Brain

Quotes 

• Film Brain : It's funny how the first two to die were the ones who talked about evolution, and then proved it by becoming Darwin Awards contenders. Unfortunately, half the ship at this present moment seems to be too busy bonking each other... including possibly the navigators.

• Film Brain : Vickers is that rare beast: she's cast like she's important, seems like she's important, talks like she's important, all except actually acting like she's important. What she really does is spend most of the film reacting instead of actually doing anything. She's like a Charlize Theron shaped decorative ornament.

• Film Brain : Earlier in the film, some worms were seen getting into the goo, now they've reappeared having mutated into penis snakes. Oh, correction: penis snakes that open up into vaginas. I know the Alien films have been noted for their somewhat unnervingly sexual creature designs, but this is slipping into self-parody here.