Jimmy Kimmel Live! (TV Series)

Cate Blanchett/Patrick Mahomes/Dave Franco (2023)

Jimmy Kimmel: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Vice Admiral Beau "Cylone" Simpson : This is Rear Admiral Bates. I'm Vice Admiral Beau "Cyclone" Simpson.

  Self - Host : That is an awesome name.

  Vice Admiral Beau "Cylone" Simpson : I know.

• Adm. Solomon 'Warlock' Bates (segment: Jimmy's Oscars95 Hosting Pitch) : We've summoned you here today to talk about the Oscars.

  Self - Host : I have to admit I wasn't expecting to be asked to host again.

  Vice Admiral Beau "Cylone" Simpson : Well, let me be perfectly clear: you were not my first choice. Or my second choice. Or my third, fourth, fifth, or eleventh choice. In fact, we asked a lot of people before you.

  Self - Host : Well, I'd rather not know who they were...

  Vice Admiral Beau "Cylone" Simpson : Let me tell you: Whoopi Goldberg, Tina Fey, Jon Stewart, Chris Rock.

  Adm. Solomon 'Warlock' Bates (segment: Jimmy's Oscars95 Hosting Pitch) : Letterman, Leno, Arsenio, Magic Johnson, Chevy Chase, a child dressed as a pirate.

  Self - Host : Well, those are pretty good...

  Vice Admiral Beau "Cylone" Simpson : Steve Martin, Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi, Steve Austin, Steve Seagal, Steve Urkel, Steve from "Blue's Clues." That's just the Steves.

  Self - Host : Did you ask Steve Harvey?

  Adm. Solomon 'Warlock' Bates (segment: Jimmy's Oscars95 Hosting Pitch) : *Begged* Steve Harvey.