- Jim: Hey, Mary, good to see you. You looking for some tires?
- Mary Cooper: Actually, I'm looking for your wife.
- Jim: Oh. You're not going to yell at her again, are you?
- Mary Cooper: No, no.
- Jim: Okay, you sure about that? 'Cause I wouldn't mind seeing it.
- Sheldon Cooper: [Voiceover] Every culture has its own traditions to celebrate important life events: bar mitzvahs, quinceañeras, baby's first Comic-Con. My favorites are funeral and baby shower - they're the only two thrown in your honor you're not expected to attend.