Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
We Are Family (2013)
Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli
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Quotes
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Maura Isles : It must be nice to follow in your father's footsteps
Jane Rizzoli : What? No, I'd be a plumber and you'd be a mob boss!
Maura Isles : What? OK, well in all those cases it would be lovely to have a father-daughter relationship
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Jane Rizzoli : Whatcha doing?
Maura Isles : Biting on a pencil.
Jane Rizzoli : Yes, I can see that, but why?
Maura Isles : It activates the muscles used for smiling.
Jane Rizzoli : Well, those muscles are a little out of shape.
Maura Isles : I'm gonna ignore you in an attempt to improve my mood.
Jane Rizzoli : So, biting pencils works?
Maura Isles : Well, holding your teeth in this position engages the zygomaticus major and risorius muscles.
Jane Rizzoli : I can't understand you.
Maura Isles : Some studies show that you can trick your brain to thinking you're happy when moving certain muscles.
Jane Rizzoli : Oh.
Maura Isles : It's petty, small-minded. It should be enough that I saved someone's life.
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Angela Rizzoli : [to Frankie] Well, at least you get to go undercover as a biker instead of a prostitute.
Jane Rizzoli : It wasn't my idea!
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Vince Korsak : She couldn't have driven more than, say, 20 miles each way.
Jane Rizzoli : So, we look 20 miles in every direction.
Barry Frost : That's a lot of area to cover.
Maura Isles : 1,256.6 squire miles. Area...
Barry Frost , Maura Isles : equals pi r-squared.
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Jane Rizzoli : I still think it's amazing they can suck out an organ through a straw.
Maura Isles : It's called a laparoscope and they do not use it to "suck out" your kidney. "Minimal invasive", my ass!
Jane Rizzoli : You'll feel so much better when you're in shape, OK? Come on.
Maura Isles : You're saying I'm fat and out of shape?
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Maura Isles : [about Frankie's motorcycle] Did it cut out suddenly?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Yeah, how did you know?
Maura Isles : Electrical. Unless, what kind of a sound did it make? Was it cough or a wheeze?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Like, eh,
[makes strange noises]
Maura Isles : But did it also sputter? Like
[stranger noises]
Maura Isles : .
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : No, it was more like
[even more stranger noises]
Maura Isles , Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : [Making all kinds of strange sounds to each other]
Jane Rizzoli : Hi! Hello! You two, please get a room! Preferable a soundproof one!
Maura Isles : Carburetor.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Oh.
Maura Isles : Get it over to my house, I'll help you fix it.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : That'd be great. Thanks.