- Maura Isles: It must be nice to follow in your father's footsteps
- Jane Rizzoli: What? No, I'd be a plumber and you'd be a mob boss!
- Maura Isles: What? OK, well in all those cases it would be lovely to have a father-daughter relationship
- Jane Rizzoli: Whatcha doing?
- Maura Isles: Biting on a pencil.
- Jane Rizzoli: Yes, I can see that, but why?
- Maura Isles: It activates the muscles used for smiling.
- Jane Rizzoli: Well, those muscles are a little out of shape.
- Maura Isles: I'm gonna ignore you in an attempt to improve my mood.
- Jane Rizzoli: So, biting pencils works?
- Maura Isles: Well, holding your teeth in this position engages the zygomaticus major and risorius muscles.
- Jane Rizzoli: I can't understand you.
- Maura Isles: Some studies show that you can trick your brain to thinking you're happy when moving certain muscles.
- Jane Rizzoli: Oh.
- Maura Isles: It's petty, small-minded. It should be enough that I saved someone's life.
- Lieutenant Sean Cavanaugh: Governor just called! And you know how much I hate it when the Governor calls!
- Angela Rizzoli: [to Frankie] Well, at least you get to go undercover as a biker instead of a prostitute.
- Jane Rizzoli: It wasn't my idea!
- Vince Korsak: She couldn't have driven more than, say, 20 miles each way.
- Jane Rizzoli: So, we look 20 miles in every direction.
- Barry Frost: That's a lot of area to cover.
- Maura Isles: 1,256.6 squire miles. Area...
- Barry Frost, Maura Isles: equals pi r-squared.
- Jane Rizzoli: I still think it's amazing they can suck out an organ through a straw.
- Maura Isles: It's called a laparoscope and they do not use it to "suck out" your kidney. "Minimal invasive", my ass!
- Jane Rizzoli: You'll feel so much better when you're in shape, OK? Come on.
- Maura Isles: You're saying I'm fat and out of shape?
- Maura Isles: [about Frankie's motorcycle] Did it cut out suddenly?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yeah, how did you know?
- Maura Isles: Electrical. Unless, what kind of a sound did it make? Was it cough or a wheeze?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Like, eh,
- [makes strange noises]
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: .
- Maura Isles: But did it also sputter? Like
- [stranger noises]
- Maura Isles: .
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, it was more like
- [even more stranger noises]
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: .
- Maura Isles, Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Making all kinds of strange sounds to each other]
- Jane Rizzoli: Hi! Hello! You two, please get a room! Preferable a soundproof one!
- Maura Isles: Carburetor.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Oh.
- Maura Isles: Get it over to my house, I'll help you fix it.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: That'd be great. Thanks.