Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Extras (2013)

Alan Dale: Emmet

Quotes 

• Melanie Moretti : Anyway, I want to look a little slutty. Tonight's the big night with Alec. And it has to be perfect. *I* have to be perfect. So I spent all day getting prepped, and tweezed, and waxed. My whole body's as smooth as a porpoise.

  [Emmet has entered] 

  Melanie Moretti : Oh, hi. Emmet. I didn't know you were here.

  Emmet : No need for embarrassment. Go on, you were saying: you're as smooth as a porpoise.

  Melanie Moretti : Men like that, right?

  Emmet : Well, it all depends. Sometimes you like the tightly mown lawn of an English country garden, and sometimes you like the steamy jungle of the Amazon rain forest.

  Melanie Moretti : Oh no! What if Alec's an Amazon guy, and I destroyed the rain forest?

  Emmet : Men are not nearly as judgmental as you think. We care more about response, and enthusiasm. If you like the show, let us know.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Especially if you want an encore.