- [Logan coughs]
- Jennifer Knight: Oh, sweetie, are you getting sick?
- Logan Mitchell: [coughs again] Nope.
- Katie Knight: Are you about to tell a lie?
- Logan Mitchell: Yep.
- [knock at the door]
- Logan Mitchell: [coughs again and answers the door] Hey.
- Camille Roberts: Hey, you. Ready to go to the play? Four hours of experimental shadow acting and water sound!
- Logan Mitchell: That sounds great, but, uh
- [coughs]
- Logan Mitchell: I think I'm, uh, getting a little sick.
- Camille Roberts: Oh, no. That's terrible.
- Logan Mitchell: Well, bye.
- [Logan begins to shut the door, but Camille shoves back open]
- Camille Roberts: The only place you're going is to Doc Hollywood, right now.
- Logan Mitchell: [led away by Camille] What, uh, no... No, uh, I... Help.
- Kendall Knight: [over his walkie-talkie] Logan, have you spotted the nest?
- Logan Mitchell: I am unable to hack into Bitters' system, and I'm a little freaked out by his screen saver.
- James Diamond: Okay, now that that's out of the way, Carlos and I are off to Rocque Records. Why don't you tag along, and you and I can - I don't know - make out?
- Lucy Stone: James, I'd rather eat hair.
- James Diamond: YOU WILL BE MINE!
- Gustavo Rocque: [catching James and Carlos in the hallway] Hey! What are you doing?
- James Diamond: Soda bowling for love.
- [Katie reads her history book - or is she?]
- Katie Knight: According to this, George Washington's best friend was an eagle and he lived in a pyramid. Homework: done.
- Jennifer Knight: Are you looking at a dollar bill?
- Katie Knight: Maybe.
- Jennifer Knight: Try reading the book.
- Jennifer Knight: See? Lying gets you nowhere.
- Katie Knight: You're right, Mom. I agree with you.
- Jennifer Knight: Really?
- Katie Knight: No. I'm lying.
- Carlos Garcia: Gustavo said not to soda bowl in the studio. We did... and we're dead.
- James Diamond: We can fix this. Watch. Huh?
- [sets a vase on a shelf, but the shelf collapses and shatters the vase]
- Carlos Garcia: We gotta tell 'im the truth. Just come clean and accept the consequences like men.
- James Diamond: You're right. We gotta tell him the truth... or...
- [later, Gustavo returns and finds James and Carlos tied to chairs and gagged]
- Carlos Garcia, James Diamond: [together] We've been robbed!
- Katie Knight: [along with Jennifer, spotting the burned out bottom of Kendall's pants] Did you lie?
- Kendall Knight: Yep. Lucy wants me back, Jo wants the truth, you two keep appearing on my shoulders, and I don't know what to do.
- Carlos Garcia: I feel so guilty lying.
- James Diamond: Shhh. Don't worry about it, all right? This case is gonna remain unsolved, and we're gonna remain "un" in trouble because they're never gonna find a-a cowboy pirate.
- [at the police station, Carlos and James face a police lineup of cowboy pirates]
- Lucy Stone: Been brainstorming some new song titles
- Kendall Knight: [trapped] Uh... um...
- Lucy Stone: What do you think? "Escape is Futile," "You Will Be Mine," and "Kendall Dumped Jo Because He Realizes He Still Likes Me."