Demo Reel (TV Series)
The Review Must Go On (2013)
Malcolm Ray: Tacoma Narrows
Quotes
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Tacoma Narrows : First thing's first. All our hopes rest on the Nostalgia Critic. People will love that.
Donnie DuPre : What did you say?
Tacoma Narrows : I said all our hopes rest on nostalgia. Critics like that and the people will too.
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Donnie DuPre : I think I'm going to have myself committed.
Tacoma Narrows : It's OK. I've already called an ambulance.
Donnie DuPre : Thanks. You're a good friend. I think.
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Rebecca Stone : How are you with Carmen Sandiego?
Donnie DuPre : A Carmen Sandiego movie?
Rebecca Stone : Except we don't half-ass it like those other video game movies. We throw everything we can into it.
Tacoma Narrows : For example, it opens up with the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
Rebecca Stone : Except Lincoln turns around and BLOWS John Wilkes Booth away.
Donnie DuPre : How is that possible?
Tacoma Narrows : Carmen Sandiego has stolen a time machine and she's going back through history settling all of history's greatest scores.
Rebecca Stone : Killing Hitler, letting Crazy Horse win and then stealing all their shit.
Tacoma Narrows : So the police are not only trying to arrest her for thievery but they're also trying to award her the medal of honor.
Donnie DuPre : Cool. I like it. It makes her complex.
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Plot Hole : So, what are you waiting for, Critic? There's a whole world to criticize.
Donnie DuPre : But what about them?
Plot Hole : They belong to the Plot Hole now. As soon as you leave.
Donnie DuPre : But I've gotten to know 'em and...
Tacoma Narrows : Hey, don't worry about us.
Rebecca Stone : Yeah, we've gotten through tougher scrapes.
Quinn : Like killer turkeys.
Carl Copenhagen : Und Swedish terrorists.
Donnie DuPre : Sure?
Tacoma Narrows : Yeah.
Rebecca Stone : I think you learned your lesson.
Quinn : But if you ever need a reminder, you know where to find us.
Carl Copenhagen : Now walk through zat portal and face your destiny. Zat's an order.
Donnie DuPre : Thanks, guys.
