- Dean Winchester: [He brought lunch for himself and Kevin] Look, man. Other guys, they got it easy. You know? It's all backyard barbeques and bowling teams. But, you and me, we gotta carry a little extra weight.
- Kevin Tran: I can't take it.
- Dean Winchester: [Sternly] Yes, you can. Hey. Look at me. Now this whole thing sucks. I know. But, you suck it up. And you push through because that's what we do. And when you get on board with that, the ride is a lot smoother.
- [pause]
- Dean Winchester: French fry?
- Kevin Tran: [Picks up a tray with fries, a drink and a pie] I'm gonna be in my room. Let me know when there's a good day.
- Dean Winchester: [Watches Kevin leave, disappointed] That's my pie.
- Dean Winchester: You want nothin' to do with this, I completely understand.
- Benny: [Whistles] Wow. When Dean Winchester asks for a favor, he's not screwin' around.
- Dean Winchester: Benny, sendin' you back there is the last thing I ever wanted to do.
- Benny: I know. I know.
- Dean Winchester: But, my little brother is stuck down there.
- Benny: This would be the little brother that wants to kill me, right?
- Dean Winchester: You got access to the place.
- Benny: By access, you mean, gettin' beheaded?
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, you're right. It's too much. It's not like I've exactly been there for you lately.
- Benny: What? Oh, c'mon, Dean. You know I love a challenge.
- Dean Winchester: [Hope enters his eyes] You serious?
- Benny: Hey. He's your brother. I say let's do this.
- Dean Winchester: [Knowing there's little chance he could ever repay him] I owe you.
- Benny: You don't owe me nothin'. Truth is, uh... I could use a break from all this.
- Dean Winchester: [Sorrow and empathy fill him] Really been that tough?
- Benny: I'm not a good fit, Dean. Not with vampires. For sure, not with the humans. I don't belong.
- [His voice thickens with emotion]
- Benny: And after awhile... that starts to weigh on you.
- Dean Winchester: [to Sam, after hugging him after he just returned from Purgatory] So, Purgatory. A real garden spot, huh?
- Naomi: Let me see if I've interrupted the situation correctly. The Winchesters have freed an innocent from hell, to which you are wrongfully are trying to return.
- Crowley: Siding with them, Naomi? You don't know those two. Before they're done, we'll both be locked away.
- Naomi: I'm just hoping they lock you away, dear. The rest I'll figure out.
- Crowley: Bureaucrat. You're fighting outside your weight class.
- Naomi: Don't call me a bureaucrat.
- Crowley: As you may recall, patience isn't one of my virtues. Well, I don't have any virtues. But if I did, I'm certain that patience wouldn't be one.
- Bobby Singer: [after punching Sam] I'm sorry, Sam, but you're the 200th "Sam" I've seen today. That's how they screw with me. Just endless Sams and Deans, all wearing the same black eyes.
- Dean Winchester: Bobby was on the good side of things, and good guys go to the penthouse.
- Ajay: Usually, mostly. Depends on who you know, what palms get greased. If you're on the King of Hell's no-fly list, no way you cruise the friendly skies.
- Bobby Singer: You know, I always figured that'd be the end of it. You know, just a hunter's funeral. Then, zip, nothing. And I was okay with that. Imagine my surprise.
- Sam Winchester: I guess if there has to be an eternity, I'd pick heaven over hell.
- Bobby Singer: Yeah, because there's nothing screwy going on up there.
- Kevin Tran: Crowley... He's in my head.
- Sam Winchester: He's in your head?
- Kevin Tran: Do you know what that means?
- Dean Winchester: It means we need to up your anxiety meds.
- Sam Winchester: What's the second trial?
- Kevin Tran: An innocent soul has to be rescued from hell and delivered unto heaven.
- Dean Winchester: What?
- Kevin Tran: "Unto". That's how God talks.
- Sam Winchester: If we wanted across the border, into hell...
- Dean Winchester: Visitor's pass.
- Ajay: No one wants to get *into* hell.
- Sam Winchester: You're not coming with me?
- Ajay: Heh, don't be ridiculous. Smuggling a mortal across the border is risky enough. But gate-crashing a Winchester into hell? Seriously blows.
- Sam Winchester: You know, wouldn't it be a lot easier just to tell us how to enter hell uninvited?
- Crossroads Demon: It's secret.
- Dean Winchester: We promise we won't tell anyone.
- Crowley: I need Kevin Tran and I need his half of the tablet. Apparently, his half has the good stuff; where mine has the acknowledgments and "about the author!"
- Crowley: What you people never seem to understand is that you are nothing. Fleeting blips of light. I *am* forever.
- Sam Winchester: Bobby?
- Bobby Singer: [Sucker punches him] Get the hell out of here, you black-eyed son of a bitch.
- Sam Winchester: [Gets up] What? Bobby, it's Sam.
- Bobby Singer: Yeah, and I'm Elvis.
- Kevin Tran: I hid it.
- Dean Winchester: What? Where?
- Kevin Tran: If I tell you where, it's not hidden, is it?
- Sam Winchester: They're messing with you.
- Demon Sam: Don't listen to him. He's not real.
- Sam Winchester: Bobby, get away from him.
- Demon Sam: We gotta go now.
- [Bobby stabs him]
- Sam Winchester: You knew somehow, right?
- Bobby Singer: I took a chance.
- [Sam makes a face]
- Bobby Singer: Fifty-fifty.
- Sam Winchester: We get to Earth, I release you, it's an express straight to heaven. No time for goodbyes.
- Bobby Singer: I already said goodbye to you once, Sam. Didn't seem to take. No reason to think I won't see you again, somewhere down the road.
- Sam Winchester: If it's not Sam, then how do I know about you and Tori Spelling?
- Bobby Singer: What?
- Sam Winchester: You're a fan. Yeah. Or, uh... Okay, what about your free pedicure at the Mall of America? You made Dean swear to never tell another living soul how it changed your life.
- Bobby Singer: [Getting emotional] Sam?
- Bobby Singer: What the hell is this?
- Sam Winchester: All right, don't get all pissed off. Purgatory.
- Bobby Singer: Balls!
- Sam Winchester: Bobby, Dean and I had an agreement, okay?
- Bobby Singer: I know that agreement. I taught you that agreement. That's a non-agreement.