Big Time Rush (TV Series)
Big Time Bonus (2013)
Mason McCulley: Carlos' Assistant
Quotes
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Carlos Garcia : Problems are no problem when you got a super assistant who can do anything. Assistant?
Carlos' Assistant : Actually I do know a way you can make a ton of money with a truckload of oranges.
Kendall Knight , James Diamond , Logan Mitchell : [together] How?
Carlos' Assistant : It's simple. All you have to do is...
[phone chimes]
Carlos' Assistant : And Carlos is officially out of money, which means I no longer work for him.
Carlos Garcia : Wait. What? How can I be out of money?
Carlos' Assistant : Well, you pay me $100 an hour. Add in additional grooming fees, hazard pay, overtime, and the twelve lobsters for the lobster chariot you made me build and never used, your $5,000 is officially spent.