Community (TV Series)
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking (2013)
Ken Jeong: Ben Chang
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Quotes
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Ben Chang : I'm Kevin. And you are?
Jeff Winger : Not calling you Kevin.
Ben Chang : Hi, not calling you Kevin. What are you having?
Jeff Winger : None of this.
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Ben Chang : They all finally bought it. Hook, line, and Winger.
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Ben Chang : What... I'm Chinese?
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Ben Chang : I can't remember anything before six months ago. But by using a special, shiny glass called a "mirror", I've estimated that I'm 15 years old, although I have no way of knowing.
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Ben Chang : Jeff, thank you. When the dean told me you were going to help me, I couldn't believe it. A cool, smart lawyer like yourself reaching out to a little nobody like me?
Jeff Winger : [smiles smugly] I never told you I was a lawyer.
Ben Chang : No, you didn't. Shirley said it, remember? You said, "You hired Chang?" And I said, "I'm Kevin, and you are?" And you said, "Not calling you Kevin," and I said, "Hi, not calling you Kevin. What are you having?" And you said, "None of this." And then Shirley said, "I don't care what he calls himself. He's a hard worker. We're all broken people, and we all deserve a second chance. Like how I gave Andre a second chance. Doesn't mean I forgot. I just forgave." And you said, "Chang didn't sleep with a stripper. He tried to k!ll us. Why does everyone keep forgetting all that?" And then Shirley said, "But he didn't. And you used to be a sleazy lawyer." Her words.
Jeff Winger : Wow. That's quite a memory you have.
Ben Chang : Well, my short term memory has actually improved. My doctor calls it a, um...
[pulls up right shirt and sweater sleeves to expose Memento style writings on his arm, including Rent Memento]
Ben Chang : side effect.
Jeff Winger : [cut to interview] Oh. Well played, Chang. The chess match has begun.
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Ben Chang : Welcome to Shirley's Sandwiches, where the food is Kevin-ly.
