- Ralph Wiggum: Field day! I can go cuckoo, and no one can stop me!
- Janet Reno: George W. Bush said the exact same thing at his inaguration. Not everyone remembers that.
- Lisa Simpson: You know, if you want to be seen as a super-hero, maybe you shouldn't tent your fingers like that.
- Mr. Burns: How about this?
- Lisa Simpson: Maybe if you wrap them behind your head.
- Mr. Burns: How about I wrap them around your gabby little throat?
- Lisa Simpson: Tenting, tenting. Back to the tenting.
- Kent Brockman: This town has been hit by a plague... a blue bonnet plague. Easter time is here, and everyone is dressed up to celebrate the resurrection of...
- [Looks at notes]
- Kent Brockman: ... Jesus Christ.
- Abraham Simpson: Did you know I once argued in front of the Supreme Court?
- Lisa Simpson: No.
- Bart Simpson: Don't think so.
- Abraham Simpson: Not a chance! I mean, yes.
- Bart Simpson: Who plays chess over the mail when you can play it on the internet; or better yet, not play chess at all?