Community (TV Series)

Economics of Marine Biology (2013)

Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne

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• Pierce Hawthorne : Ah, the barbershop. A reminder of a bygone era when men were men, and women were sex cooks who did laundry. I've been getting a daily shave here for decades.

  Jeff Winger : And apparently, reading the same eight magazines the entire time.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Yeah, National Geographic's got some tribal boob shots that are exquisite. There's something about a breast that's never been touched by white hands.

  Jeff Winger : You are a complicated man.

  [texts Annie, "When will this hell end?"] 

• Pierce Hawthorne : Hey, Jeff, there you are. I was thinking we could swing by this great barbershop I know. You're looking a little stubbly, and nobody handles a razor like an Italian. They develop nimble fingers from pleasing their mistresses.

  Jeff Winger : Thank you for opening my eyes to two new stereotypes.

• Pierce Hawthorne : I think all a man needs in life is a close shave, a cold beer, and you know, maybe a faithful dog.

  [...] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : Mine was Walter, a German Shepherd. Followed me to school every day. I'd look out the window, and there he was, dropping a steaming fat one on the lawn.