"Community" Economics of Marine Biology (TV Episode 2013) Poster

Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry

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  • Annie Edison : Britta, where do we get drugs?

    Britta Perry : Really?

  • Britta Perry : This is a slippery slope.

    Dean Pelton : Well, City College slipped that slope when they slipped him that scooter, but they sure slipped up when they let him set foot on our soil.

  • Carl : We need this whale money. The kid likes snowboarding. Maybe Shaun White finds his way on the faculty roster. He likes to party. Maybe Greendale suddenly has a frat. The Delta Cubes, or whatever.

    [Abed raises an eyebrow] 

    Britta Perry : Dean, you're not considering this, are you?

    Dean Pelton : No, no. Greendale stands on its own. No hookers, no blow, no Shaun White frat.

    Abed Nadir : College dean threatening a fraternity...

    [Stands up dramatically] 

    Abed Nadir : You'll never shut down the Delta Cubes.

    Dean Pelton : What?

    Abed Nadir : [Leaves, chanting]  Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes!

  • Jeff Winger : Actually, you can count me in on this one.

    Shirley Bennett , Dean Pelton , Annie Edison , Britta Perry , Abed Nadir , Troy Barnes : What?

    Jeff Winger : You had me at "no Pierce."

  • Dean Pelton : Age, 22, total years spent in high school, seven. Sat score zero. And he was recently arrested for selling marijuana to a police officer at a police station.

    Britta Perry : So, you want us to help you recruit this idiot instead of an honors student or a science genius?

    Jeff Winger : [sarcastically]  Do we go to the same Greendale?

    Dean Pelton : Ah, but let me reveal the fortune inside this cookie. Family net worth, $8 million. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we in the community college recruiting game call a "whale." The perfect mix of low intellect, high lack of ambition, and limitless parental support.

    Jeff Winger : So, a rich dumb-dumb who will never graduate and keep dropping money into the school indefinitely. Got it.

  • Sassy Granny : [Britta and Troy are in bed watching a commercial on a Troy's laptop]  Get your damn hand off of my Let's!

    [Britta and Troy chuckle] 

    Troy Barnes : Honestly, after all that, you still eat Splingles?

    Britta Perry : Uh, yeah, Troy. Splingles have 30% less fat. They're the fit chip.

    Troy Barnes : You know, I kinda have a headache. Maybe you should go home.

    [closes laptop] 

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