The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Squirt's Honor (2013)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Cleveland Brown Jr., Lester Krinklesac

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown Jr. : [during Freedom Squirt initiation]  Well, here they are. Freedom squirt badges, symbols honesty, trust, and integrity. In other words, TOTAL BULLCRAP!

  [Audience gasp] 

  Wally Farquhare : Hiya... what the?

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : That's right kids, might as well tell you now. It's a soulless world, full of bad people, that screw you at every turn. Scouts honor.

  [Throws both squirt sashes and his own in the campfire] 

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : I QUIT!

  [squished grease into campfire, causing to erupt and burns sign, audience gasp, as Junior walks off the stage] 

  Rallo Tubbs : Junior wait. Buy some chocolates for the road?

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [off scene]  SCREW YOU, RALLO! Yeah I'll take ten.