How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Fortress (2013)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Barney Stinson : [to Ted]  Oh my God, can you just be cool? Once. Please! Just once!... Can you *just once* be cool? Once! Please!

• Barney Stinson : [about a couple who wanted to buy Barney's apartment]  You turned them down?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah, if I ask you to change too many things about yourself, you're not gonna be the man I fell in love with. Turns out I accept and appreciate even the grossest, creepiest, most sociopathic parts of you.

  Barney Stinson : Sounds like somebody just wrote her vows.

  [kisses Robin]