- Jodie Sweetin: Hey are you guys in there? Peter I need a taste.
- Peter Griffin: Oh my god it's Jodie Sweetin. Quick everyone lie on the floor.
- Jodie Sweetin: Peter come on. I've got Maureen McCormick with me. She'll let you finish anywhere.
- Peter Griffin: Okay everyone hide upstairs. Daddy is going to take care of this.
- Peter Griffin: [Speaking to his family] Well you guys we did it. We finally went to a restaurant without somebody yelling at us, and the rest of the place applauding them.
- Stewie Griffin: [while being held by Brian who's pointing a gun at Stewie's head] Ok, I am at full candy corn right now.
- Brian Griffin: Hey, Peter, I brought you some Heirloom Tomato Seeds.
- Peter Griffin: That's nice Brian, here's a Special Kind of Meth you can put in your Pee-Hole!