- Honest John: But now, folks, we proudly present our one genuine, bona fide attraction: Ying and Yang, the Siamese twins joined together since birth.
- [only Yang comes out wearing a suit made for two persons]
- Honest John: Yang, what happened to Ying?
- Yang: We split up, boss! The Wrangling Brothers made him a better deal: they offered to pay him.
- Morticia Addams: [trapped in the snake pit] Why, how charming, Gomez.
- Gomez Addams: Oh yes, Querida. Listen to those rattles, what music, those hisses.
- Morticia Addams: You can say one thing for the Wrangling Brothers, they're certainly great hosts.