Welcome to Me (2014)
James Marsden: Rich Ruskin
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Quotes
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Rich Ruskin : What did you have in mind?
Alice Klieg : Something big.
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Alice Klieg : The reckless copulation of our animal kingdom leaves us with a "tis-nammi" of puppies and kitties. Over the next few weeks, I plan to neuter my *own* pets, and any pets any viewers would like to bring by the studio.
Rich Ruskin : [to Dawn in the control room] It's a public service.
Alice Klieg : [now masked with a dog on the table] As you can see, Godzilla is receiving a mixture of oxygen and isoflurane gas. It's really important, as you know, to remove all the hair from the penis and walnuts before we begin. Let's castrate. First cut is the deepest.
