Community (TV Series)
Intro to Felt Surrogacy (2013)
Sara Bareilles: Balloon Guide
Photos
Quotes
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[the group members are sharing their secrets]
Jeff Winger : I found the perfect girl for me, and then I met her kid.
[the characters break out in song]
Jeff Winger : I said it didn't bother me, but truthfully it did. I promised him I'd make it to a baseball game he had. But I bailed and never called again, and now I'm just exactly like my dad.
Britta Perry : I am an activist, that's always been my choice. Truth is I've never voted, except when I watch The Voice.
Annie Edison : I was struggling in history, I'm normally the best. I let Cornwallis rub my feet to give me all the answers to a test.
Troy Barnes : I caused the Greendale Fire of '03. Fifty-five acres went up in a blaze, all because I burned an ant hill.
Jeff Winger , Britta Perry , Annie Edison , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett : This secret inside me was trapped beyond a doubt. And now my most terrible secret's out.
Balloon Guide : [in a normal voice] There you are. Come on, guys.
Pierce Hawthorne : [singing] I've never slept with the great Eartha Kitt. We dry-humped inside of her tour bus.
Jeff Winger , Britta Perry , Annie Edison , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett , Pierce Hawthorne : This secret inside me was trapped beyond a doubt.
Jeff Winger : And now my most terrible secret's out.
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Balloon Guide : From now on, no more singing in the balloon.