- Gomez Addams: Come, children, we're going to take you upstairs and expose you to...
- [chuckles in dismay]
- Gomez Addams: ... fresh air.
- Pugsley Addams: Oh...
- Wednesday Addams: Aah...
- Morticia Addams: But don't breathe too deeply.
- Pugsley Addams: Mom, dad, look at the propellor Uncle Fester just found.
- Morticia Addams: Oh, how beautifully repulsive. In fact, this whole ship will make such a delightful derelict some day.
- Gomez Addams: Some day? Why not now?