Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

Andrew Bridgmont: Kingsman Tailor

Quotes 

• Kingsman Tailor : Perfect timing. Gentleman's just finished.

  [Valentine and Gazelle step out of Fitting Room 1] 

  Valentine : Mr. DeVere. What a coincidence. You are totally the reason I'm here. When you left my house, I was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on. And since I'm going to Royal Ascot, apparently you need one of these penguin suits. Here I am. What are you doing here?

  [Valentine shakes hands with Eggsy] 

  Valentine : What's up, man? Richmond Valentine.

  Harry Hart : This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor.

  Valentine : Another coincidence. So am I.

  Harry Hart : Did you have any chance to think further on my proposal?

  Valentine : Most definitely. My people will be getting in touch with you very soon. I guarantee it.

  Harry Hart : A word of advice: Ascot requires top hat. I might suggest Lock & Co. Hatters, St. James.

  Valentine : 'Lox', as in smoked fish?

  Harry Hart : As in 'locked up'.

  Valentine : Oh. I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. You all talk so funny.

• Kingsman Tailor : I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentlemen is completing his fitting. Fitting Room Two is available.

  Harry Hart : One does not use Fitting Room Two when popping one's cherry. Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room Three while we wait.