- Manny Delgado: I need my backpack. My poetry is in there.
- Jay Pritchett: Didn't you back it up in the computer?
- Manny Delgado: What kind of man writes poetry in a computer?
- Jay Pritchett: You could've stopped that sentence after "poetry".
- Claire Dunphy: I didn't want to get halfway to Yellowstone only for Phil to discover what malevolent hell-spawn we have for children... whom I love very much.
- Claire Dunphy: Even with a spin off the coast, Phil will see what I see every day. The transformation begins when they are locked in a metal box. The Kraken is unleashed!
- [pause]
- Claire Dunphy: Love my kids very much.