Game of Thrones (TV Series)
The Lion and the Rose (2014)
Peter Dinklage: Tyrion Lannister
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[Jaime and Tyrion are eating dinner together; Jaime hasn't touched his food]
Tyrion Lannister : Your new hand is nicer than the old one. Wouldn't you agree, Pod?
Podrick Payne : Is it solid gold?
Tyrion Lannister : Gilded steel. Not eating. Why is no one eating? My wife wastes away, my brother starves himself...
Jaime Lannister : I'm not hungry.
Tyrion Lannister : You lost a hand, not a stomach. Try the boar. Cersei can't get enough since one killed Robert for her.
[Pod steps forward with a sausage on a fork, but Jaime waves it away. Tyrion picks up his cup of wine]
Tyrion Lannister : A toast. To the proud Lannister children: the dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness.
[Jaime reaches for his cup, but he accidentally knocks it over with his new hand]
Podrick Payne : I'll clean it up...
Jaime Lannister : No, I'll do it. Leave us.
[Pod leaves; Tyrion spills his wine onto the table]
Tyrion Lannister : It's only wine.
[pause]
Jaime Lannister : [quietly] I can't fight anymore.
Tyrion Lannister : What about your left?
Jaime Lannister : I can hold a sword, but all my instincts are wrong. How can I protect the king when I can hardly wipe my own arse?
Tyrion Lannister : You're the Lord Commander now. Command. Let others do the fighting. When was the last time Father used a sword?
Jaime Lannister : I'm not Father, I'm the Kingslayer. When people find out I can't slay a pigeon...
Tyrion Lannister : Train, then. Learn to fight with your other hand.
Jaime Lannister : With whom? You? Men talk. As soon as someone discovers I can't fight, he'll tell everyone.
[Tyrion considers that for a moment]
Tyrion Lannister : You need a proper, discreet swordsman. As it happens, I have just the one.
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Tyrion Lannister : A toast. To the proud Lannister children: the dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness.
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Sansa Stark : [about Margaery] We have a new queen.
Tyrion Lannister : Better her than you.
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Bronn : [about Shae] All taken care of.
Tyrion Lannister : You saw her board the ship?
Bronn : Aye, she's on it.
Tyrion Lannister : And you saw the ship sail away?
Bronn : No one knows she's there but you, me, and Varys.
Tyrion Lannister : How do you know?
Bronn : Because if someone follows me without an invitation, I'm the last person they ever follow.
Tyrion Lannister : [worriedly] Is someone following you?
[Bronn puts a hand on Tyrion's shoulder]
Bronn : She's gone. I know you don't want to believe it, but she is. Now, go drink until it feels like you did the right thing.
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[Tyrion serves wine to Joffrey]
Joffrey Baratheon : [drinks] Mmm. Good. Needs washing down.
Tyrion Lannister : If it please, your Grace, Lady Sansa is very tired...
Joffrey Baratheon : No.
[Joffrey coughs]
Joffrey Baratheon : You'll wait here... un...
Tyrion Lannister : Your Grace?
Joffrey Baratheon : [sips more wine] It's nothing!
[Joffrey gasps for breath. Margaery sees shock on his face]
Margaery Tyrell : He's choking!
[Tywin and Cersei shift their chairs in a panic]
Olenna Tyrell : Help the poor boy!
[Joffrey staggers from the table, dying, choking and dropping the goblet]
Olenna Tyrell : Idiots! Help your king!
Jaime Lannister : Move away!
[Joffrey collapses, convulsing and vomiting]
Jaime Lannister : Joffrey! Joffrey!
Cersei Lannister : Help him! Someone help him!
Jaime Lannister : Joffrey!
Cersei Lannister : Joffrey!
[Dontos appears behind Sansa]
Dontos Hollard : Come with me now.
Cersei Lannister : Joffrey! Joffrey!
Dontos Hollard : [to Sansa] If you want to live, we have to leave.
Cersei Lannister : Don't touch him! Joffrey! Please! My God, what is it? Help him!
[Joffrey points accusingly at Tyrion, who is examining the goblet]
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[Shae comes over towards Tyrion]
Tyrion Lannister : Don't.
Shae : You want me on the desk?
[Tyrion remains distant]
Shae : What's wrong, my lion?
Tyrion Lannister : Don't call me that.
Shae : What should I call you?
Tyrion Lannister : I'm afraid our friendship can't continue.
Shae : Our 'friendship.'
Tyrion Lannister : There's a ship waiting in the harbor, bound for Pentos.
Shae : What?
Tyrion Lannister : You'll have your own cabin, of course. And across the Narrow Sea, a house... servants.
Shae : What is this?
Tyrion Lannister : I'm a married man. My wife has suffered a great deal, as you well know. I don't want her to suffer any more on my account. I need to uphold my vows.
Shae : [sees through this] She doesn't want you.
Tyrion Lannister : I need to do right by her...
Shae : [talking over his words] You don't want her.
Tyrion Lannister : ...by our children.
Shae : What are you afraid of?
Tyrion Lannister : I'm not afraid.
Shae : You are. You're afraid of your father and your sister. You're going to run from them all your life?
Tyrion Lannister : [insists] I need you to leave.
Shae : I'm not afraid of them. I'm not going to run from them.
Tyrion Lannister : Shae...
Shae : We'll fight them together. It's like you said, I am yours and you are mine.
Tyrion Lannister : [has to chase her out of his life, so...] You're a whore! Sansa is fit to bear my children, and you are not! I can't be in love with a whore. I can't have children with a whore.
[Tyrion shakes his head]
Tyrion Lannister : How many men have you been with? Five hundred? Five thousand?
Shae : [hurt, retaliates] How many whores have you been with?
Tyrion Lannister : I've enjoyed my time with all of them, and I've enjoyed my time with you most of all. But now that time is over.
[Shae sobs as he walks towards door to open it for Bronn]
Tyrion Lannister : You'll have a comfortable life in Pentos. Bronn will escort you to your ship.
[Shae cries bitterly, Bronn puts his hand on her shoulder, gets slapped hard, and Shae storms out the room]
