The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Closure Alternative (2013)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : Sheldon, you big weirdo. I want you to know that I love you're in my life.
Sheldon Cooper : [On the floor in ecstasy after undoing all of Amy's closure avoidance therapy] And I love you, too!
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Penny : I feel sorry for whoever gets that phone call.
Leonard Hofstadter : Don't be. If they didn't want to be yelled at by crazy nerds, they wouldn't have started a SyFy Channel.
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Penny : Sheldon, there are two dumplings left; do you want 'em?
Sheldon Cooper : Dumplings! Don't you understand what's going on here?
Penny : As a rule, no.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Oh dear! Penny, have you been recording shows on our DVR again?
Penny : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Answer honestly; this is not a trial. That'll come later.
Penny : Absolutely not.
[quietly to Leonard]
Penny : Help me out here; I can't afford another demerit.
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, maybe we were hacked. You know, the Chinese have been hacking everything lately.
Sheldon Cooper : Why would the Chinese make our DVR record 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know... It's a fat guy on a Segway; that's funny everywhere.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm deleting it.
Penny : Well, hang on! Maybe the Chinese haven't finished watching it yet.
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Penny : So I was thinking about how excited you get about stuff like Buffy or science or which TV remote you and Sheldon should buy.
Leonard Hofstadter : The Hominy one was fine. We didn't need to upgrade to the 1100 which he knows is too big for my hand.
Penny : You see that's the kind of passion I didn't think I had. But then I realize I'm passionate about you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ahh, my cute little tushie strikes again.
Penny : Well I'm serious .Look I always had these plans to be in the movies, to live this glamorous life and anything else in my life just wasn't worth getting excited about.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, those things can still happen.
Penny : Oh, obviously it's going to happen. A psychic at a bachelorette party told me so. Anyway what I meant was I shouldn't wait. You know, I got you. I got Sheldon. These wonderful friends. My life is exciting right now.
Leonard Hofstadter : Big deal.
Penny : It is, isn't it?
Leonard Hofstadter : So does that mean we get to do stuff like talk about cool shows or get dressed up in matching costumes and then go to Comic Con.
Penny : Leonard, I had an epiphany; not a stroke.
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Penny : [about Buffy the Vampire Slayer] It reminded me of my high school, except instead of vampires we had meth-heads. But both came out at night and had messed up teeth.
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Penny : [discussing a film] It was fun. It kind of reminded me of my high school. But instead of vampires, we had meth-heads. Ahem. But both came out at night and had messed up teeth.
Leonard Hofstadter : All right, cool. I think you'll like the next one better. All the cheerleaders are suffering from an evil curse.
Penny : Well, that's like my high school too. But instead of a curse, it was crabs. Heh.
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Penny : I've got you. I've got Sheldon. All these wonderful friends. My life is exciting right now.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's a big deal.
Penny : It is, isn't it?
Leonard Hofstadter : So, does that mean we get to do stuff like talk about cool shows or get dressed up in matching costumes and go to Comic-con?
Penny : Leonard, I had an epiphany, not a stroke