The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Closure Alternative (2013)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• Howard Wolowitz : Ready to go to lunch?

  Raj Koothrappali : Do you think I'm feminine?

  Howard Wolowitz : Yeah. Let's go.

  Raj Koothrappali : Thanks a lot.

  Howard Wolowitz : What's going on?

  Raj Koothrappali : I broke down, and I read Lucy's blog. And in one of the entries she said when we first met I struck her as a little feminine.

  Howard Wolowitz : Just a little? That's great!

  Raj Koothrappali : I have to talk to her about this.

  Howard Wolowitz : Ah, geez, why do you girls always want to talk about things?

• Raj Koothrappali : This is creepy.

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh, I think we were looking at creepy in the rear-view mirror when I put up that camera.

• Howard Wolowitz : "The key to her heart." Huh. That's nice. Were you quoting someone or is it tattooed on the small of your back?

  Raj Koothrappali : I was quoting a *man* who knows a thing or two about women. Sir Elton John.

• Howard Wolowitz : I think you'll like this security system. High definition camera, twenty-four hour monitoring...

  Raj Koothrappali : Now I can watch over my little princess while I'm at work.

  Howard Wolowitz : Why can't you just watch porn like a regular guy?