Lost Girl (TV Series)
In Memoriam (2013)
Ksenia Solo: Kenzi Malikov
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Quotes
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Aife : I need to speak with the talented private investigator. My name is Aife.
Kenzi Malikov : I remember you, lady. You made Ash who talks like Batman, go boom.
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Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan : It's a symbol of the Una Mens. They're descending on our little 'colony' because things have gotten real messy in the past few years.
Kenzi Malikov : I blame Bieber Fever.
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Kenzi Malikov : I need a beat on a local Fae that can cause amnesia.
Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan : Amnesia?
Kenzi Malikov : Mm-hmm.
Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan : [Looks through index cards] Uh huh, Dr. Snook. He's an ortenax; fish Fae; feeds off memories. Moonlights as an eye doc.
Kenzi Malikov : Trout-tometrist, got it.
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Kenzi Malikov : I gotta jet. Thanks for the Oolong.
Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan : Aren't you forgetting something?
Kenzi Malikov : We are *all* forgetting something.
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Dyson Thornwood : [Looking at a photo of Bo] This woman is beautiful.
Kenzi Malikov : Yeah, if you're into, like, faces and bodies.
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Kenzi Malikov : No one's here, Dyson. Stop sniffing.
Dyson Thornwood : Just you, me and the, uh, thongs, huh?
Kenzi Malikov : Ha.
Dyson Thornwood : That's a whole lot of thongs, by the way.
Kenzi Malikov : Well, I will have you know, that these are all business thongs.
Dyson Thornwood : ...I don't even wanna know what that means.
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Aife : I need help, finding my daughter. Her name is Bo.
Dyson Thornwood : [Thoughtful] Bo...
Kenzi Malikov : Kind of a dude's name, am I right?
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Whicher : She will be delivered by the Una Mens.
Kenzi Malikov : And you need to be delivered to a dentist, buddy. Your breath smells like the anus of a Yeti.
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Kenzi Malikov : What you're saying is somebody's been in here extracting our memories?
Dr. Snook : Mm-hmm.
Dyson Thornwood : This is very disturbing
Kenzi Malikov : Yeah, you're telling me. I could be famous.
[Gasps]
Kenzi Malikov : I could be a Kardashian!
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Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan : A memory spell of this magnitude, you'd need to find and shatter the Recuerdo compass.
Kenzi Malikov : Wicked, vault it to me.
[Trick gives her a look]
Kenzi Malikov : Ebay? Fae-jiji?
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Kenzi Malikov : Slow your roll, Slytherin.
Engelram : I merely want to look inside so I may grant your unspoken wish.
Kenzi Malikov : No need, I'll speak it. I want the Ricardo Montalban... Ricky Martin... Uh, the, the Compass thing-y.
Engelram : That's it?
Kenzi Malikov : Well I'll take your unicorn too, if you're looking to downsize.
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Kenzi Malikov : I know I'd like to get out of here before you swallow me whole, so thank you.
[pauses]
Kenzi Malikov : You called me human.
Engelram : I should have realized it sooner. There was something so vulnerable about your tango-...
Kenzi Malikov : Oh, Cobra Commander.
Engelram : I granted your wish, now I *am* going to swallow you whole. Isn't that a fair trade?