The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Fabulous Faker Boy (2013)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa, Krusty, Rich Texan, Sideshow Mel

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Marge has never seen my head naked. Maybe I can wear a cowboy hat.

  Rich Texan : Cowboy hat just means you have a small penis. And don't even ask me what this means.

  [Takes out guns and fires them in the air] 

  Rich Texan : Yee-hah! I'm compensatin'!

• Homer Simpson : I'm an action figure, and I hate action!

• Sideshow Mel : You may think that the slide whistle is just a whistle that slides. Let me disprove you of that notion.

  [Plays "Flight of the Bumblebee" on slide whistle] 

  Bart Simpson : Pass.

  Sideshow Mel : Do you have any idea how difficult...

  Bart Simpson : Pass!

  [Mel plays sad slide, then continues with "Flight of the Bumblebee]