The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Saga of Carl (2013)

Hank Azaria: Carl Carlson, Moe Szyslak, Lou, Ki-Ya Announcer

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Tell us where the money is or we'll feed you shark meat fermented in its own urine.

  Carl Carlson : No! Anything but the inedible food of my native people!

• Moe Szyslak : [as Lenny fights Carl]  When the nice ones snap, it's always a good show.

• Homer Simpson : It says here that Iceland is green and Greenland is icy. The Vikings switched the names to screw with people.

  [All laugh; cut to them shivering in Iceland] 

  Moe Szyslak : Stupid Vikings! It's still pretty damn cold!

  Lenny Leonard : All I brought was shorts.

• Moe Szyslak : Say, have you seen our friend? He's about this tall, wears a jacket, has no visible tattoos...

  Homer Simpson : Just say he's black.

  Moe Szyslak : You say he's black!

• Moe Szyslak : Take a break from your dreary lives and listen to Americans lecture you.