- Lydia Martin: What's wrong with him?
- Stiles: What's wrong with him? I don't... do I have a PhD in lycanthropy? How am I supposed to know that?
- Stiles: Ethan keeps checking his phone, like, every five minutes. It's like he's waiting for something, you know, like, a message or a signal of some kind. I don't know, something evil though, I can tell. I have a very perceptive eye for evil, you know that.
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Jared, I'm warning you. I'm an empathetic vomiter. You throw up, I'm gonna throw up back on you. And it will be profoundly disgusting!
- Lydia Martin: [Making out with Aidan] I mean your hands.
- Aidan: They're on your waist.
- Lydia Martin: I know. What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere more useful.
- Stiles: We shouldn't have come. I knew it. We shouldn't have come.
- Scott McCall: We had to. There's safety in numbers.
- Stiles: Well, there's also death in numbers, okay? It's called a massacre - or bloodbath, carnage, slaughter, butchery...
- Allison Argent: [Scott is holding up an arrow] How do you know it's not from the archery team?
- Scott McCall: We don't have an archery team.
- Allison Argent: Oh.
- Scott McCall: And, even if we did, they probably wouldn't be using military grade armor-piercing titanium arrowheads. I looked it up.
- Stiles: So it's the sacrifices, right? Everything has to do with them and someone who thinks he's, like, a dark druid of some kind.
- Lydia Martin: Or actually is a dark druid.
- Stiles: A darach.
- Lydia Martin: You know... some ancient cultures sacrificed people in preparation for battle.
- Stiles: So we got alpha werewolves against a dark druid.
- Lydia Martin: Yeah.
- Scott McCall: [Doing PSAT prep] What's the word?
- Stiles: "Anachronism."
- Scott McCall: Something that exists out of its normal time.
- Stiles: Nice. Okay, next word..."incongruous."
- Scott McCall: Um, can you use it in a sentence?
- Stiles: Yes. Yes, I can. It's completely incongruous that we're sitting on a bus right now, on our way to some stupid cross-country meet after what just happened...
- Deucalion: Come on, Scott. Put those away. I'd have to be blind, deaf and quadriplegic for you to be an actual threat or maybe you should take a chance.
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Don't think we're going to miss this meet because of a slight traffic jam and a minor tornado warning.
- Scott McCall: Why is the default plan always murder? Just once can someone try to come up with something that doesn't involve killing everyone?
- Peter Hale: You never get tired of being so blandly moral, do you?
- Deucalion: [Regarding his injured wolf] The prognosis?
- Dr. Alan Deaton: Surprisingly optimistic. He's gonna make it.
- Deucalion: Hmm.
- [Crushes the wolf's skull with his bare hands]
- Deucalion: I think you might have overestimated his odds.
- Mr. Argent: Threading the needle; finding a safe path between two opposing forces.
- Allison Argent: Sounds like saving your own ass.