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Dean Pelton : [Over the PA system] Welcome back, human beings. Dean Pelton here, wishing you another magic year at Greendale, ranked America's number two community college by GreendaleCommunityCollege.Com. Regarding the recent tragedy surrounding a certain collapsed bridge, we will be observing a moment of silence on the quad followed by four years of silence to the press.
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Dean Pelton : It's not easy being Dean, Jeffrey!
Jeff Winger : Then stop being the Dean!
Dean Pelton : It's my whole ideantity! I mean, wah, see what I did there? That's proof!
Jeff Winger : Get your crap together. Your job is not to hand out degrees. Your job is to make this a toilet that people don't have to be crazy to care about.
Dean Pelton : But you could stay here and help me save the school.
Jeff Winger : For how much money?
Dean Pelton : I-I can't offer you any money. I could offer you a job.
Jeff Winger : You just described slavery.
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Dean Pelton : You're here to save me, aren't you?
Jeff Winger : Yes. I thought I might contact alumni to form a committee... The Save Greendale Committee. Working title.
Dean Pelton : Jeffrey, I'm gonna cry.
Jeff Winger : Please don't.
Dean Pelton : Request denied.
