Fred and Barney Meet the Thing (TV Series)

Junkyard Hijinks/Gone Away Gulch (1979)

Joe Baker: The Thing

Quotes 

• Professor Harkness : Try to understand, Benjamin, I'm doing the best I can to find the formula.

  The Thing : I'll try anything.

  [slams his fist on the Professor's desk, destroying part of it] 

  The Thing : Oops. I'm sorry about that, Professor.

  Professor Harkness : It takes research, Ben. And time. If we attempt an untested formula, it could make you even younger.

  The Thing : Younger?

  Professor Harkness : You could end up wearing... diapers.

  The Thing : Yuck! Wot a revoltin' development!