- Kelly: You got a tractor for your birthday?
- Ronald Radford: Eh, no... a farm. The tractor came with it.
- Benjy Grimm: Come on, everybody, we gotta get outta here, the, the ceiling's collapsing!
- Kelly: Forget the ceiling, the floor is what worries me!
- Kelly: Yikes! Gone Away Gulch is a ghost town.
- Benjy Grimm: And it sure looks like everyone's gona away...
- Professor Harkness: Try to understand, Benjamin, I'm doing the best I can to find the formula.
- The Thing: I'll try anything.
- [slams his fist on the Professor's desk, destroying part of it]
- The Thing: Oops. I'm sorry about that, Professor.
- Professor Harkness: It takes research, Ben. And time. If we attempt an untested formula, it could make you even younger.
- The Thing: Younger?
- Professor Harkness: You could end up wearing... diapers.
- The Thing: Yuck! Wot a revoltin' development!