- Ronald Radford: Good heavens, you aren't gonna eat that hotdog that way, are you?
- Kelly: Yes. I generaly eat hotdogs by putting them in my mouth.
- Benjy Grimm: [Betty is being attacked by an octopus, but Benjy is stuck in a folding chair] I gotta... get my... rings together! Thing Ring, do your Thing!
- Kelly: You know what, Benjy? That steel scrappile is as big as the Thing!
- Benjy Grimm: Yeah, I noticed. Lucky for us he's a good guy.
- The Thing: Whatta revoltin' development! A guy who's gonna clobber himself and a runaway bunch a' bolts. Too bad there ain't two of me.
- Benjy Grimm: Eh... Klunk seems to be a little clumsy.
- Kelly: Yeah, I think he's got a lot of Dr. Quimby in him.