- Kelly: Ronald, they ought to call you 'Mr. Dictionary'.
- Ronald Radford: 'Mr. Dictionary'? Why?
- Kelly: Because words can't describe you.
- Ronald Radford: Oh, really? Thank you. Eh...
- [chuckles]
- Ronald Radford: Hey, was that an insult?
- Benjy Grimm: I'm absolutely positive.
- Ronald Radford: Only a fool is absolutely positive.
- Kelly: Oh really? Are you sure about that?
- Ronald Radford: Absolutely po- hm.
- [catches himself]
- The Thing: Well, here I am again. What a story. I've been changed more times than a coal miner's sweat socks.
- Miss Twilly: I have a fleas nest- oh, no, no, no, eh, a news flash. Next week, a television crew is going to film a commercial right here at Centerville High. Oh, eh, auditions will be held tomorrow.