Fred and Barney Meet the Thing (TV Series)

Double Trouble for the Thing/To Thing or not to Thing (1979)

Joe Baker: The Thing

Quotes 

• The Thing : All right, you transistorized twinkie, get ready for the scrap heap.

  Robot Thing : Over my lead body!

• Professor Harkness : All right, Thing, if you insist, I'll try my experiment on you.

  The Thing : I'm insisting! I've had it being Benyi or boulders. I wanna be me again, test pilot Ben Grimm.

• The Thing : Stand back, kids, and watch this famous hunka rocks start rollin'.

• The Thing : I gotta tell ya, little lady, this switchin' from stones to sneakers has gotta stop!

• The Thing : Hide me? That's like tryin' to hide an elephant in an elevator.