The Simpsons (TV Series)

Steal This Episode (2014)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Sideshow Mel : My childhood has been unruined!

  [Deputy and all the FBI officers are arrived at the Simpsons house] 

  Deputy Director Gratman : [angrily]  Listen up, seat meat! You are all in violation of the Title 17 of the U.S. Copyright Code!

  [everyone gasps] 

  Chief Wiggums : Easy there, hotshot. All the people are doing is watching a movie!

  [Deputy Director Gratman grabs Chief Wiggum's arm] 

  Chief Wiggums : Ow, ow, ow, ow! I'm not wearing an undershirt and my badge is poking into my skin.

  Marge Simpson : What's going on here? Is there a fondler in the neighborhood?

  Deputy Director Gratman : I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation: Homer Simpson!

  Homer Simpson : Ooh, mastermind.

  Deputy Director Gratman : We got our man, thanks to a tip from a heroic American snitch.

  Homer Simpson : [gasps]  One of you turned me in? Who was it?

  [sees Marge Simpson, she groans] 

  Homer Simpson : YOU!

  [comes to him, grabs him, angrily] 

  Homer Simpson : Superintendent Chalmers! You never forgave me for that time we wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that luau!

  [the FBI officers grabs Homer Simpson] 

  Lisa Simpson : They're gonna take dad! We gotta do something!

  Bart Simpson : I'm on it!

  [Continues the movie] 

  FBI Troop #1 : [Screams]  COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL!

  FBI Troop #2 : DON'T LOOK AT IT!

  FBI Officer : Someone sell me a ticket!

  Deputy Director Gratman : Ear plugs in, Blinders on! We trained for this!

  [gunshots Homer's computer and as he grabs Homer from climbing over the fence] 

  Deputy Director Gratman : From now on, the place you'll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is jail.

  [the FBI officers grab Homer Simpson to the FBI car] 

  Homer Simpson : [to Marge]  Baby, promise me you'll find out who turned me in... It's probably someone I would never suspect. Never suspect... Your moans of sympathy are all I have... Whoever did this to me will be haunted by unbearable guilt forever! Forever!