Marvel Heroes (2013 Video Game)

Nolan North: Deadpool, Pirate Deadpool, Tombstone

Quotes 

• Deadpool : [to Scarlet Witch]  More like the Scarlett Bi... Hey, hey, hey, I didn't see you there.

• Deadpool : [to The Hulk]  So greenie, can I get your cousin's number?

• Deadpool : [to Ms. Marvel]  Careful, Marvel Comics will sue you for trademark infringement.

• Deadpool : You know this stuff just kills in Poughkeepsie!

• Deadpool : [to Human Torch]  You know I can flame on if I just had some lighter fluid.

• Deadpool : You want blend or puree?

• Deadpool : [to Captain America]  You're as American as Mom's apple pie and hand guns.

• Deadpool : I'd sing some Black Sabbath right now, but the bean counter says we spent all our money on writers. What a waste.

• Deadpool : Explosions attract the coveted 18 to 24 year old male demographic.

• Deadpool : [to Wolverine]  Hey, Wolvie, any chance I can provoke you into some pointless bloodshed?

• Deadpool : [to Ghost Rider]  Oh man, I forgot to bring the marshmallows.

• Deadpool : [to Punisher]  You're just me without the funny, and the lithium.

• Deadpool : [to Black Panther]  Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the King of Deadpoolvania.

• Deadpool : [to Doctor Strange]  What, no top hat? What kind of magician are you?

• Deadpool : [to War Machine]  Hey, what happened Iron Man? You run out of paint or something?

• Deadpool : Wow, I can't believe you guys got Jean-Luc Picard to be in your game.

• Deadpool : So three mutants walk into a bar, right?

• Deadpool : [after seeing M.O.D.O.K]  Did you see the size of that dude's head? Ha ha ha ha!

• Deadpool : Do I get a badge for this?

• Deadpool : No XP? What a ripoff!

• Deadpool : Pull my finger. No, not off!

• Deadpool : [to Shocker]  Shocker? I didn't even know her. Ha!

• Deadpool : [regarding Hawkeye]  Oh, oh, so they're letting Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What's up with that?

• Deadpool : [finds an item & groans]  You don't wanna know where I'm keeping this!

• Deadpool : [to Gambit]  You know, maybe I need an accent too. 'Allo, mon ami.

• Deadpool : You have died of dysentery.

• Deadpool : [to Nightcrawler]  Phew! Smells like somebody just teleported a bean burrito.

• Deadpool : [to Bullseye]  Wanna use me for a dartboard?

• Deadpool : My cuisine reigns supreme.

• Deadpool : [upon defeating a HYDRA agent]  Hey, do you know my friend Bob?

• Deadpool : [to Doctor Doom]  Which college offers a doctorate in Doom sizes?

• Deadpool : Where do these bullets keep coming from?

• Deadpool : [to Taskmaster]  I'll defeat you by having no useful skills whatsoever.