- Homer Simpson: I wish I lived in Little Springfield, where everything fits together and no one ever gets hurt.
- Homer Simpson: [Seeing real Homer in his reflection] Marge, did you replace our regular mirror with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman at a weird shop that if we went back to find it it wouldn't be there anymore?
- Bart Simpson: Is it just me, or does something seem weird today?
- Marge Simpson: You're right. Something is very different about the Simpsons today. Your father is wearing a tie.
- Bart Simpson: Oh, that's what's different!
- Lisa Simpson: That's the one and only thing.