Boy Meets Girl (I) (2014)

Alexandra Turshen: Francesca Duval

Quotes 

• Francesca : I'm curious, I mean, does this... does this make me gay?

  Ricky : I don't think so.

  Francesca : Bi-curious?

  Ricky : I don't know.

  Francesca : Well, it has to make me somethin'.

  Ricky : Human?

• Francesca : You are so deeply in bed with the tea party, you'd let Bill O'Reilly teabag you.

• Francesca : Oh, you're so soft. Just like...

  Ricky : A girl?

  Francesca : Yeah.

  [Francesca puts her hand between Ricky's legs] 

  Francesca : And it's so hard, just like a...

  Ricky : A boy?

  Francesca : Yeah.

• Francesca : Oh, god, men. The very thing they want most is the very thing they're most afraid of.

  Ricky : Ain't that the truth.

  Francesca : Commitment.

  Ricky : Dick. Oh, well, I mean that too, but it's a distant second.

  Francesca : I'm sorry. Did you say what I think you just said?

  Ricky : Mmm, that... commitment's a distant second?

  Francesca : No, before that.

  Ricky : That men want dick but are afraid of it.

  Francesca : Okay, apparently you did.