- [first lines]
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: [whining] How long is this going to take?
- Oracle: It takes as long as it takes, Steph. This is a stakeout - it's not supposed to be fun.
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: I was told stakeouts had donuts.
- Oracle: Any sign of him yet?
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: Nope, nothing. Just an empty street. I'm cold, I don't have any donuts and I'm rapidly getting over this assignment.
- Oracle: We both know that suit's insolated, so stop your yapping.
- [Batgirl spots a couple of thugs trying to break into a car]
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: Hey, hold on a second. This night might not be a total waste. Looks like I get to kick somebody in the face after all.
- Oracle: Be careful!
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: Yes yes. Careful Batgirl. I know.
- [Batgirl rams the head of one crook through a car window and turns to confront the second]
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: I'm going to the tell the cops that you did this.
- [Batgirl is about to chase the second car thief into a warehouse]
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: It's time to make the donuts.
- Oracle: Again with the donuts?
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: Lay off me. I'm hungry.
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: Come out, come out, wherever you are.
- [a dozen thugs materialize from the shadows]
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: Oh, I'm sorry. What I meant was, "Come out, the one thug I was chasing." The rest of you should probably go home.
- [Batgirl throws her Bat-a-Rang at a perp but misses the target]
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: Well, shit!
- Oracle: Did you just miss again?
- Batgirl/Stephanie Brown: Shut up. Yes. Shut up!
- [after the gang captures Batgirl, the sound of glass shattering is heard in the distance]
- Tentacles: I know - let's all hear a noise and not do anything!