Game of Thrones (TV Series)

Mockingbird (2014)

Jerome Flynn: Bronn

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• Bronn : My lonesome bachelor days are over. I'm to wed Lollys Stokeworth.

  Tyrion Lannister : Lollys Stokeworth? She doesn't strike me as your sort of girl.

  Bronn : I wouldn't say I had a single sort of girl.

  Tyrion Lannister : She's dim-witted.

  Bronn : If I wanted wits, I'd marry you.

  Tyrion Lannister : When my sister arranged this love match, did she mention that Lollys has an older sister?

  Bronn : Falyse. Aye, I did know about the older sister.

  Tyrion Lannister : And you understand the rules of inheritance?

  Bronn : Falyse is 40 and barren.

  Tyrion Lannister : She still gets Castle Stokeworth when her father dies.

  Bronn : She does. Unless she happens to perish before her father. Then Lollys gets the castle. What? Ladies fall from their horses and snap their pretty necks all the time.

  Tyrion Lannister : You and my sister deserve each other. Why did you bother to come here?

  Bronn : You once said if anyone ever asked me to sell you out, you'd double their price.

  Tyrion Lannister : Is it two wives you want or two castles?

  Bronn : One of each will do. But if you want me to kill the Mountain for you, it'd better be a damn big castle.

  Tyrion Lannister : I'm a bit short on castles at the moment, but I can offer you gold and gratitude.

  Bronn : I have gold. What can I buy with gratitude?

  Tyrion Lannister : You might be surprised. A Lannister always pays his debts.

  Bronn : You're sister's a Lannister, too.

  Tyrion Lannister : My wife is heir to Winterfell. If I emerge from this with my head still on my shoulders, I may one day rule the North in her name. I could carve you out a big piece of it.

  Bronn : If and may and could. It's bloody cold up north. Lollys is soft and warm, and close. If I gave you the choice between fucking Lollys and fighting the Mountain, you'd have your britches down and your cock out before I could blink.

  Tyrion Lannister : Does he frighten you so much?

  Bronn : I'd be a bloody fool if he didn't frighten me. He's freakish big and freakish strong. And quicker than you'd expect for a man of that size. Maybe I could take him, dance around until he's so tired of hacking at me, he dropped his sword, get him off his feet somehow. But one misstep...

  [Bronn snaps his fingers] 

  Bronn : ...and I'm dead. Why should I risk it?

  Tyrion Lannister : Because you're my friend.

  Bronn : Aye, you're my friend. And when have you ever risked your life for me?

  [pause] 

  Bronn : I like you, pampered little shit that you are. I just like myself more.

  Tyrion Lannister : I understand.

  Bronn : I'm sorry it has to be this way.

  Tyrion Lannister : Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.

  Bronn : [shakes Tyrion's hand]  We had some good days together.

  Tyrion Lannister : Yes, we did.

  [Bronn walks to the cell door and knocks, then looks back at Tyrion] 

  Bronn : What will you do?

  Tyrion Lannister : I suppose I'll have to kill the Mountain myself. Won't that make for a great song?

  [the cell door opens] 

  Bronn : I hope to hear them sing it one day.

  [Bronn leaves]