- Dorian: I ran a bio scan, and it looked like your testicles at full capacity.
- Detective John Kennex: You're scanning my balls?
- Dorian: I didn't enjoy it, I just...
- Detective John Kennex: Oh, my God, this is unbelievable.
- Dorian: I can't help but notice you're backed up.
- Detective John Kennex: What is the matter with you? Don't scan my testicles ever again.
- Dorian: Copy that.
- Dorian: What do you tell a small child when someone dies? I've never considered that what you would tell a small child.
- Detective John Kennex: Well, you say the same thing that you'd say to an adult.
- Dorian: What do they say?
- Detective John Kennex: You tell them that the person that died has gone to a better place.
- Dorian: Why would anyone say that when there's no way to really know where living things go when they stop living?
- Detective John Kennex: It's designed to give hope and comfort. To ease the pain. People believe it because they need to.
- Dorian: Hmm, the data I've studied suggests the best proof of one's assistance is if one is remembered after they're gone.
- Yuri Idrizi: We got a great selection here. We can get you pretty close to this one. Our bots have passed all the required tests. Special rates for cops. We love cops.
- Detective John Kennex: Yeah.
- Andrei: We love cops.
- Detective John Kennex: Well, great. If you answer all my questions, maybe I'll let you get to first base.
- Detective John Kennex: I like smart women. Women who are smarter than me.
- Dorian: That shouldn't be too hard.
- Dorian: His vitals suggest he is lying.
- Detective John Kennex: Yep.
- Dorian: Or, he doesn't like you very much.
- Detective John Kennex: Add him to the list with kids and cats.
- Dorian: I'm not the one with the online dating profile.
- Detective John Kennex: I don't have an online dating profile.
- Dorian: You do now.
- Dorian: [to John] I haven't even been a child and I know that would scare one. What's the matter with you, man?
- Detective John Kennex: What does she look like?
- [Talking about the dating app]
- Dorian: What do you want her to look like?
- Detective John Kennex: Brown eyes, soulful.
- Dorian: Height?
- Detective John Kennex: Average height. I like brunettes.
- Dorian: Would you date anyone in your profession or would you prefer to date someone out of it?
- Detective John Kennex: Sure, either way. i like smart women, you know, women that are smarter then me.
- Dorian: That won't be hard.
- [Smiling]
- Dorian: You are aware that you just described Detective Stahl, right?
- Detective John Kennex: [Gives an Oh look as he thinks about it]