Family Guy (TV Series)

The Simpsons Guy (2014)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Carl, Dr. Nick Riviera, Lou

Quotes 

• [Comic Book Guy watches Homer and Peter walk off into the sunset after they've resolved their differences] 

  Comic Book Guy : Worst. Chicken fight. Ever.

• Peter Griffin : [after Homer drinks some Pawtucket Patriot Ale]  That's pretty good, right?

  Homer Simpson : No.

  Peter Griffin : Huh?

  Homer Simpson : It's not good. This beer tastes exactly like Duff. It's just a lousy ripoff!

  Peter Griffin : Hey, whoa whoa whoa! It's not a ripoff of Duff! It may have been inspired by Duff, but I... I like to think it goes in a different direction.

  Homer Simpson : No, this is just the same as Duff, but, like, worse.

  Peter Griffin : Hey, come on, now, this is my favorite beer you're talkin' about. Hell, I work for the company. It's my livelihood.

  Moe Szyslak : [snatches the bottle of beer]  Oh, yeah? Well, your livelihood is based on fraud. Look at this!

  [rips the Pawtucket Patriot Ale off the label revealing a Duff label] 

  Moe Szyslak : Huh?

  Homer Simpson : [gasps]  It is Duff!

  [to Peter] 

  Homer Simpson : Your beer is in big trouble! You can't just slap a new label on something and call it your own!

  Peter Griffin : Well, maybe Duff should be in trouble for... You know, not being that great.

• Bart Simpson : Yeah, I'm looking for a friend. Last name Keebum, first name Lee.

  Moe Szyslak : Hang on, I'll check. Hey guys do I got a Lee Keebum? Come on look at the stools, is there a Lee Keebum? Somebody check the rear I know I got a Lee Keebum.

  Barney Gumble : Then you probably shouldn't be handling food.

  [everybody starts laughing]