How to Build a Better Boy (2014 TV Movie)

Roger Bart: Dr. James Hartley

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• James Hartley : [almost singing]  Who's the man with the genius plan, making an android on demand? Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy.

• James Hartley : Give yourselves up!

  General McFee : You've stolen property of the United States government. Come out peacefully and tell us everything we want to know, or you will be locked up and tried for treason!

  James Hartley : And there is no way you are going to homecoming!

  Mae Hartley : [first line upon her and Gabby coming out from behind the pile of pallets with their hands up]  But, Dad!

  James Hartley : Not another word, young lady. I want you to get into this bulletproof Humvee this minute. And I want you to think about what you have done!

• Gabby Harrison : [to Mae while running from the military]  Hide.

  [Mae and Gabby duck behind a pile of pallets in an alley as the U.S. military converges on the alley] 

  General McFee : You've stolen property of the United States government. Come out peacefully and tell us everything we want to know.

  James Hartley : That's right. And there is no way that you are going to homecoming.

  Mae Hartley : [Mae and Gabby come out from behind the pile of pallets with their hands up]  But, Dad!

• Bart Hartley : Welcome home, Pops! How's my favorite role model?

  [pause] 

  James Hartley : How much do you want, Bart? Huh? Okay. It's twenty bucks. Is that enough?

  Bart Hartley : Dad! You're so cynical. Maybe I just wanna celebrate YOU.

  James Hartley : After sixteen years, you're starting now? No, I have work to do.